I never used to complain much about other people, just usually about my life in general, but now for some reason I’ve found a reason to complain. Because people are CRAZY. Yeah, that’s right! You, me maybe, and everyone around us are just plain nuts? What drives me up the wall, are the superstitions at Casinos. I guess that’s why they get richer while we get poorer.
Over the weekend, as a break from all the studying and lab report writing, I went out with my friends to the “local” Indian Casino. I only say local, because its actually pretty far…err, anyway, so after another defeat at the bingo table, I go and play some slot machines. I sit there, win a few, lose a few. My only “habit” when playing slots is just to move on if you’ve won fairly big. I only gamble because its entertaining, and it helps pass the time before dinner, and hey, maybe I can win big.
ALL around me, men and women a like are playing the same machines I’m playing. But I guess why I don’t win is because I’m not RUBBING THE SCREEN! Okay, I get it, you think that if you rub the screen hard enough, the number you’re looking for will pop up, and bam…there’s the win. Even if you don’t have any other numbers or suits or whatever lined up in a row, that LAST little thing that spins…whatever its called, will some how help you get the jackpot. And then, oh, if they see what they want on the screen, they have to rub each and every little icon as if that’s going to make the difference.
Its gambling for a reason people! Its statistically impossible to determine what will happen next. Its all LUCK. All the rubbing in the world is not going to fix your addiction or win you any money!!! GAH!! STOP IT! ITS FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I’m done. Those Casino’s have it right! “Ugh” “FML”. I think I need to make me one of those Casinos and live the life fantastic!