Everyone goes through a lot of stress in their everyday lives, and people are fighting to make ends meet on a day to day basis. Some people are just down on their luck or give up because they’re situation looks tremendously bleak. My situation is bleak too, but the moment I let it get me down is the moment I don’t strive to be better and work my way out of it. So we need to laugh, we need to cry, and I think we need to ask questions. Today is “Ask a Stupid Question” day, and in honor of that day, I am here to ask a bunch of stupid questions. Though I’ve always heard, there’s no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people, I happen to believe both are true. And that is sincerely sarcastic. As is the following…
“Stupid” Questions:
1. Why do people like music? Seriously. Singing to instruments and whatnot sounds all well and good, but its a lot of noise. No one dances anymore, there aren’t any deep or meaningful messages, so why listen?
2. What’s up with reality show stars? Why aren’t they more popular? Their talent to hold the world’s attention with their drama and sexual promiscuity is bar none. They even beat out the over the top antics of modern day soap operas. Reality shows are a reflection of our every day lives, so why aren’t they treated with the awe they deserve?
3. Isn’t the internet a dying fad? I mean, over and over again magazines and newspapers tout that the web is dead and celebrities aren’t very keen on the whole world wide web. So what keeps it alive when its just a phase?
4. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is an actual phobia, can you guess what it is? Fear of long words. Wouldn’t you be afraid of a word like that?
5. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think i’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
Anyone willing to help me answer any of those questions? Yeah, maybe there’s a bit of sarcasm, and maybe there’s a little bit of smart ass-ness in those questions, but that’s just the tip of the ice burg. Post your stupid question, or answer one of mine!
