Well, the last few months have been very…enlightening as I have made and more and more female friends. And it is because of these women I’ve been able, to at least touch the surface, of how complex the female mind works. And if you’ve read the ladder theory, you’re probably thinking I’m already putting them on this ladder. Well, no comment on this one. But that’s not the point, the point is, that the men out there are probably…well, wait, maybe I should start from the beginning, which is a very good place to start.
As men grow up, we don’t think about the complexities of women. I actually believe women are almost as simple as men in their teen years when we’re first trying to hook up. But instead of having convoluted needs, they’re more…uhh…likely to just give into the needs of the boys they area with. Sure they’ll throw a curve ball now and again, but that stuff is actually easy to understand and we as boys do our best to make them happy with gifts and surprises.
The older we get, the more women become like mazes. You think you’re going in the right direction, and oops, not quite what you had in mind. In their college years, this isn’t quite evident, as women are growing out of their, wanting to please their man phase and into, I deserve to be happy phase. Men, again, being simple creatures that we are, are still of the old mind set that they just want to make us happy. That all we have to do to make our ladies happy is keep doing what we’re doing with what them like us in the first place.
That’s when all hell breaks loose. Arguments start a few years, months, weeks, days…okay…hours into the relationship and we as men have no idea what’s going on. Its because we thought we were going down the right path in the maze, when actually we were walking into a dead end. It was nowhere near the center, where the awesome prize is…whatever it is. So we try a different path, but because there are no maps in the maze of a woman’s mind, we have to do a lot of trial and error before we get to where we need to go. The path to where you both are happy.
Now, oddly enough, there is a pique to this maze like labyrinth of making women happy, and at a certain age or a certain period in the relationship, it gets easy again. Now, much like the Ladder Theory, this is about getting what we want. Men want sex, and women…want a lot of different things. Maybe I’m off on this, maybe I’m spot on? What do you guys think? I know its simple, it is a quick entry, but am I on the right track?
