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This week, Tommy discusses how he likes it, pretending not to know Andy, going to this fucking steak house, and copious amounts of cat food and grease.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I always called it a luftwaffe.

By Dave | December 26, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses two being one more than he needs, no ma’am, and I.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Would that still be cool?

By Dave | December 18, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses what Andy has, those guys that flew an airplane, and being so stupid.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Gee thanks I’ll just live with these five cats now.

By Dave | December 11, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses a book, it being cold in there, and having his eyebrows somehow waxed off his head.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I’m looking at one right now!

By Dave | December 4, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses soaping up women in the shower, being in the nest of pubic hairs, and supposedly having a job ten years ago.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Ben wobbles?

By Dave | November 27, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses it usually taking six or seven, just getting ready to make cranberry jelly, being more offensive, and it all being fuck this and fuck that.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – It’s only for cats!

By Dave | November 20, 2017November 26, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses her being whacked on narcotics, it being a God awful trip, and slowing down to like 32.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – He had to pay for the pole.

By Dave | November 13, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses balancing drinks, pulling up grass, and missing the hot chick.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Don’t ever waste your money on Barely Legal.

By Dave | November 6, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses her probably being an old teacher, a fine ass, and sleeping in.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Would you recommend this whore house to a friend?

By Dave | October 30, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses running into the pet sitter, having to keep wearing pants, and hauling in manure.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Welcome to the Holiday Inn.

By Dave | October 24, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses keeping the tab open, and seeing tits.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Big Jim was a doll, and that’s gay.

By Dave | October 16, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses there coming a day, maybe he wanted a threesome, and being a naturalised redneck.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Many, many empty liquor bottles.

By Dave | October 9, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses not coming back, drinking two of those, this week featuring super spooky episode 666!

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Temporary ectopic implantation of an amputated penis.

By Dave | October 2, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses buying pornography, the cover of field and stream, and just walking over there like you own the fucking place.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – All my clothes blew off!

By Dave | September 25, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses reaching over and then never mind, the back of his mouth where it meets the esophagus, and the tension being totally dissolved.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I’m about to crash.

By Dave | September 18, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses the guy who’s been mowing his grass, and a fancy schmancy sports car.

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By Dave | September 11, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses having them all riled up, wanting a little box, having no one in the house, and superstitiously grabbing one of those cans.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Well I wasted a bunch of time on that shit.

By Dave | September 5, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses pizza, stopping that and showing some respect, and not being offered a menu.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – There had been some complaints.

By Dave | August 27, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses not telling you shit about how to do it, a whole years worth of rain, and having some delicious BJ’s.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Throw up a hairball on that, Polly.

By Dave | August 21, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses praying for Little Billy, it getting almost as dark as night, and putting it this way.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Let's get down to business, here.

By Dave | August 14, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses large linesmen, smooth rides, and Seagal’s gay lover.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I was a really fuckin' stupid kid.

By Dave | August 8, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses dead mice, giving him reach-arounds or something, and some overly curvy woman working behind the bar.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Probably my finest moment.

By Dave | July 23, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses softball, a video worth seeing, and not being able to verify it.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I thought I was gonna see some old tits!

By Dave | July 16, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses killing children, veggie burgers, and putting it on the dog.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Some personal effects, a sofa, a kitchen table with some chairs, and a piece of shit used car.

By Dave | July 10, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses pickles, having a hair helmet, and just talking about the day.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – The woman is also on each can.

By Dave | July 3, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses an ambulance showing up or something, building a 4×8 HO layout, and one hilly rocky fuckin’ trail.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – She got herself a floor with a bunch of pats.

By Dave | June 28, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses more puppies, an e-mail from Pat, and intense secrecy.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Fuck me! FUCK! What the fuck?! Jesus…

By Dave | June 19, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses chewing on wood, moving children around, and lingering there.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Who comments on other people's chugs?

By Dave | June 12, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses having dancers there, there being no way in God’s name she should be passing, and more about Neighbour Mike.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I should have knocked his ass out.

By Dave | June 5, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses baseball fights, corn, and mermaids.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I'm gonna start a funk band.

By Dave | May 30, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses discontinuing beer, an old news story, and being awake.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Blow us the fuckin' Hell up, you stupid bastards.

By Dave | May 22, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses ordering a pizza, what that strange taste is, and rotting fish.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I just thought it would make people like me.

By Dave | May 15, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses ladies books, being pretty mean, and yakkin’ with Frank. Special prize for hearing the inappropriate rimshot!

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I'm an authority on what doesn't work.

By Dave | May 8, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses fucking the peanuts, shitty toys, and government cheese.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – The boss is gonna do something to his ass.

By Dave | May 1, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses loving the fucking fatties, it just being geography, and turtles.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I knew your son, we called each other fags.

By Dave | April 24, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses the tide, rival football team, and stay off!

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Just Completely Uncalled For – How does it know?

By Dave | April 16, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses lots of autism, eating flowers, and flapping.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Oh, he's the king of the plushies!

By Dave | April 10, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses using it before the 1980’s, the worst fucking technology in the world, and a beetle in the ditch.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – That's definitely not normal.

By Dave | April 2, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses it being out of paper, just sending something in, and episode cancelled due to bureaucracy.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Here's a lifesize, beautifully fuckable blow-up doll.

By Dave | March 27, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses all those little kids fucking around, a story only Dave remembers, and having to get off this.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I don't recommend doing that.

By Dave | March 20, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses being a five, a god damn pig, and not knowing why it’s so busy.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Most people, that would kill them.

By Dave | March 13, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses how the fuck he ended up there, the wait, and practically licking her like a dog.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – This story is dubious to me.

By Dave | March 6, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses what these fucking pigs are doing on this island, realising you’re trapped inside of a cart corral, and getting the chair.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – He's just getting ready to pull out.

By Dave | February 27, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses a court case, driving with Tom, and your order not bohbuh bohbuh bohbuh.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Dave does a very good job.

By Dave | February 20, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses groping, brain swelling, and a giant margarita.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – It's really kinda nice!

By Dave | February 13, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses not understanding this country any more, not being wanted in Jackson County, and something masquerading as a cappuccino.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I'll just get on with it…

By Dave | February 6, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses needing an inch and a half long hair, being so fucked, and some fucker stealing it.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – 1-800-BUTTSEX, yeah, that sounds great.

By Dave | January 30, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses purchasing a car, Mexican food, and being obnoxious.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Image hitting someone in the head with a tuba!

By Dave | January 23, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses becoming a Brother, not being pregnant, and running snakes down there.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Old Bob!

By Dave | January 16, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses a spurious story, getting wet in public, and how to smell wonderful.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I'm not proud of it.

By Dave | January 9, 2017 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses theft, not wanting to get in trouble, and Bessie getting the moonshine.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – He would make fun of people.

By Dave | January 2, 2017 by Dave

This new year, Tommy discusses houses blowing up, toilet paper art, Hackensack, titty-mag hey-day, muddy waters, and working with this guy.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I do a podcast, now.

By Dave | December 19, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses getting a big box, going to church, and being fucking cold.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Full blown rabies!

By Dave | December 12, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses Lego, titties from the future, squirrel funeral, mangy mutts, Dan Quayle,

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Never look at life with your real eyeballs.

By Dave | November 28, 2016 by Dave

This week, on a super-sized JCUF due to extreme illness (You don’t wanna know), Tommy discusses trying to buy a beer, robins hopping around here, Pizza Jimmy and Schizo Mark, not meaning to be funny, texting, and slimy fishes.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – His toilet is a hole with kitty litter in it.

By Dave | November 15, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses it being a fucking rifle, cunts, and cancer.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I didn't kill the bitch!

By Dave | November 6, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses sheep, not riding with him any more, and Bill.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Funny word, I like it!

By Dave | October 22, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses not dropping them, castration, and demigogs.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Our son is a son of a bitch.

By Dave | October 16, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses not looking for someone else, broken noses, and sending up a rocket.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I was big enough for your Mom!

By Dave | October 9, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses Skylab, not-racist jokes, and not not going out.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Arch Heretic!

By Dave | October 2, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses more titty mags, not belabouring this, and not having any idea if you did that podcast.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Call 1800-Suck-Dick (Now with a free prize!)

By Dave | September 25, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses bombs, not wanting to see that, and heroin.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Show us your tits!

By Dave | September 19, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses statistics, cats, and musicals.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I hope she drowns in dog piss.

By Dave | September 11, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses going to the wrong bar, it coming back to life, and just going to a family law attorney.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – It just exploded!

By Dave | September 4, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses autism, pranks, and Kim from Canada.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Just take some Advil.

By Dave | August 27, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses more about “Chappy” Chapman, the birth of hipsters, and removing your coccyx.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Fuckin' kid couldn't take a joke.

By Dave | August 21, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses cow fucking, knowing how kids do, and it not being the right phrase.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – The damn thing was about ready to fuck me!

By Dave | August 14, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses not making grammatical sense, living with terrorists, and dreaming of church.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – He had a horn right up his asshole!

By Dave | August 7, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses Siberian anthrax, , and statistics!

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Just Completely Uncalled For – They had to wash what was left of him into the storm sewer.

By Dave | July 30, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses going to Korean war veteran Cecil, anti jokes, and getting glass in Danny Ryan’s pizza.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Is that a word, blowy?

By Dave | July 25, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses being poor, a very sick podcast, and a fiery death.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – It's been thirty years since a man touched my breast!

By Dave | July 17, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses hills, it not even being that funny now, and product warnings.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – I can tell you from personal experience, Chappy's dick is HUGE!

By Dave | July 11, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses amoebas, a really fucking long joke, and drinking games.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Now with extra metal shards in your face!

By Dave | July 3, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses weird customers, drunken vomiting, and National Geographic.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – This fucker's got scoliosis!

By Dave | June 26, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses extravagant meats, Fine Spined Lucas, and having a long waxy stick.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Now 110% proof!

By Dave | June 20, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses a talkative bartender, indisputable facts, not seeing gators that big, with another change of scenery.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Just a bunch of dicks.

By Dave | June 12, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses a whole lotta nothing, store owners, Smokey Bear being a total dick.

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Just Completely Uncalled For – Rolling with nature, dog.

By Dave | June 4, 2016 by Dave

This week, Tommy discusses Jeb’, Jeb’s wife, deadly potatoes, impeaching, not being totally rad’ I guess, listening to critters, more critters, and sniffing wood, on the worlds largest collection of this particular podcast!

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