via Talk Like A Pirate.comAhoy!! Today be the day we be talkin’ like pirates! I be no bilge rat, but I reckon I don’t really know how tah talk like a real pirate! Batton Down the Hatches! So in honor o’ this day, I’ll be postin’ some pirate pick up lines from Talk Like a Pirate.com. Enoy you ruddy land lubber!!!!
“They don rsquo;t call me Long John because my head is so big.
You rsquo;re drinking a Salty Dog? How rsquo;d you like to try the real thing?
Wanna shiver me timbers?
I rsquo;ve sailed the seven seas, and you rsquo;re the sleekest schooner I rsquo;ve ever sighted.
Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? hellip; Oh, wait. That rsquo;s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
That rsquo;s the finest pirate booty I rsquo;ve ever laid eyes on.
Let’s get together and haul some keel.
That rsquo;s some treasure chest you rsquo;ve got there.”
